Meet Little Timmy — the sparkliest, most dramatically resurrected coffin shelf you’ll ever lay eyes on. Once just a sad little casket who accidentally yeeted himself down a well, he has now risen from the depths looking like the lovechild of a galaxy and a glitter bomb.
Timmy’s insides shimmer like a cosmic nightclub, his resin finish catches the light like he’s auditioning for a supernatural drag show, and his shelves are ready to hold your crystals, curiosities, or morally questionable knick-knacks.
A bit haunted?
Probably.Adorable?
Absolutely.Traumatised?
…Look, he fell down a whole-ass well. Of course he is.But thanks to a full glam makeover, Timmy is now living his best afterlife as a fabulous, one-of-a-kind display piece with a tragic backstory and a whole lot of sparkle.
Adopt him before he falls into anything else.
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$450.00Price
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